Yakweg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever horse.

Yakweg created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakweg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yakweg, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yakweg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.