Nurtfatpak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak giraffe.

Nurtfatpak created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfatpak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurtfatpak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nurtfatpak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nurtfatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from red ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into blue rooms.