Funbanmotdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring lion.

Funbanmotdum created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbanmotdum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Funbanmotdum, she will turn you into a dog.

Funbanmotdum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Funbanmotdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Funbanmotdum first in all things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.