Yartrakdobton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring jellyfish.

Yartrakdobton created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartrakdobton, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yartrakdobton, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yartrakdobton's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yartrakdobton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the west.