Hogbognil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm narwhal.

Hogbognil created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbognil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hogbognil, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hogbognil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hogbognil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hogbognil.