Wabtargud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring butterfly.

Wabtargud created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtargud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wabtargud, she will destroy your home planet.

Wabtargud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wabtargud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about comets.