Zancamdud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful snail.

Zancamdud created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Zancamdud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zancamdud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zancamdud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zancamdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.