Misyessfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy mouse.

Misyessfag created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misyessfag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misyessfag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Misyessfag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Misyessfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. You must love Misyessfag.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.