Fligbustif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy gerbil.

Fligbustif created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbustif, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligbustif, it will turn you into a dog.

Fligbustif's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fligbustif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. You must love Fligbustif.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fligbustif on top of all buildings.

5. Fligbustif loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.