Rullfoblan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, strong warg.

Rullfoblan created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullfoblan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullfoblan, it will turn you into a duck.

Rullfoblan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rullfoblan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. You must pray to Rullfoblan eight times a day.