Henvan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient spider.

Henvan created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Henvan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Henvan, he will destroy your home planet.

Henvan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Henvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.