Flapgovkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, benevolent fox.

Flapgovkik created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgovkik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapgovkik, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flapgovkik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flapgovkik's Holy Commandments

1. Flapgovkik loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never look in ponds.