Safbassrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous bee.

Safbassrag created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbassrag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Safbassrag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Safbassrag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Safbassrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Safbassrag loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.