Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving raccoon.

Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Tabcutdublarp Bagspagpid Nulvidnilgedhigtampid.

3. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about seals.