Himsigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering porpoise.

Himsigdud created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Himsigdud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himsigdud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Himsigdud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Himsigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Himsigdud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Himsigdud.