Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, almighty lizard.

Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat, he will turn you into a slug.

Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gomrowsitnibfetlibrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the west.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.