Bidabcub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bidabcub created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidabcub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidabcub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bidabcub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bidabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.