Cittamdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust mink.

Cittamdun created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cittamdun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cittamdun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cittamdun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cittamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.