Lipyarlbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing dingo.

Lipyarlbom created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipyarlbom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipyarlbom, she will turn you into a dog.

Lipyarlbom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lipyarlbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Lipyarlbom on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.