Bellyetmat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust sheep.

Bellyetmat created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyetmat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bellyetmat, she will manifest in front of you.

Bellyetmat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bellyetmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bellyetmat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.