Honcipdav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody badger.

Honcipdav created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honcipdav, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Honcipdav, he will make you grow a tail.

Honcipdav's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Honcipdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Honcipdav on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.