Dotgemgab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing slug.

Dotgemgab created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotgemgab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dotgemgab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dotgemgab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dotgemgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dotgemgab on top of all buildings.