Wikzubcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless hyena.

Wikzubcam created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikzubcam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikzubcam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wikzubcam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wikzubcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Wikzubcam on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.