Renstragrig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying manatee.

Renstragrig created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renstragrig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renstragrig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Renstragrig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Renstragrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not kill swans.