Narlmilgov is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest whale.

Narlmilgov created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlmilgov, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlmilgov, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Narlmilgov's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Narlmilgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.