Kapbogcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying pig.

Kapbogcep created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbogcep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kapbogcep, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kapbogcep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kapbogcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Kapbogcep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Kapbogcep first in all things.