Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful badger.

Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gudmisarf Ontnurlweg Listcadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never look at comets.