Rutbusrap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy crane.

Rutbusrap created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbusrap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rutbusrap, she will curse you with boils.

Rutbusrap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rutbusrap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never wear red shoes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.