Fudponfly is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring horse.

Fudponfly created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudponfly, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fudponfly, it will not care.

Fudponfly's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fudponfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fudponfly.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.