Misappsak Nullabhan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful frog.

Misappsak Nullabhan created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misappsak Nullabhan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Misappsak Nullabhan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Misappsak Nullabhan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Misappsak Nullabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Misappsak Nullabhan loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if five mice approach from the north.