Pod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak hare.

Pod created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pod, she will be very unhappy.

Pod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if six badgers approach from the north.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never feed corn to ants while wearing indigo hats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.