Bomwangub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, astonishing newt.

Bomwangub created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Bomwangub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomwangub, he will destroy your home planet.

Bomwangub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bomwangub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never talk about manatees.