Babcarbuttin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak raven.

Babcarbuttin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcarbuttin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Babcarbuttin, she will torture you forever.

Babcarbuttin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Babcarbuttin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Babcarbuttin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.