Kinkipflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Kinkipflag created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkipflag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kinkipflag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kinkipflag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kinkipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Put Kinkipflag first in all things.