Vogyaryogpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking coyote.

Vogyaryogpib created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogyaryogpib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vogyaryogpib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogyaryogpib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vogyaryogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Vogyaryogpib loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from brown capybaras for they are unholy.