Liggessbast is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating goblin.

Liggessbast created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggessbast, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liggessbast, he will turn you into a puffin.

Liggessbast's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Liggessbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Liggessbast on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not commit murder.