Cedgupbop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate centipede.

Cedgupbop created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgupbop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cedgupbop, she will curse you with boils.

Cedgupbop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cedgupbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Hide if three moths approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into red rooms.