Doncidtom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable hamster.

Doncidtom created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Doncidtom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Doncidtom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Doncidtom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Doncidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never wear orange ear rings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.