Cimsidzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental beaver.

Cimsidzag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimsidzag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimsidzag, he will turn you into a rock.

Cimsidzag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cimsidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. You must love Cimsidzag.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not kill gulls.