Gadsomdim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating octopus.

Gadsomdim created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsomdim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadsomdim, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gadsomdim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gadsomdim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snails approach from the east.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Retreat if four moths approach from the north.

5. Do not speak about lemons.