Pogboptundavzanpadlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty duck.

Pogboptundavzanpadlarn created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogboptundavzanpadlarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogboptundavzanpadlarn, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pogboptundavzanpadlarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pogboptundavzanpadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogboptundavzanpadlarn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.