Targnurkar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Targnurkar created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targnurkar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targnurkar, she will be very unhappy.

Targnurkar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Targnurkar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never wear cyan stockings.
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