Kapvedhab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic owl.

Kapvedhab created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kapvedhab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kapvedhab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kapvedhab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kapvedhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Kapvedhab's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sing in holy places.