Himwegjon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered human.

Himwegjon created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Himwegjon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Himwegjon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Himwegjon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Himwegjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never bounce near frogs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.