Cinortbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless hyena.

Cinortbif created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinortbif, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinortbif, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cinortbif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cinortbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always obey Cinortbif's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.