Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful dragon.

Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Libpitdam Rigarpsitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.