Sinfitpod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy sheep.

Sinfitpod created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfitpod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinfitpod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sinfitpod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sinfitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Sinfitpod's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Sinfitpod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear shorts.