Xemxuckrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate lizard.

Xemxuckrot created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemxuckrot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xemxuckrot, she will destroy your home planet.

Xemxuckrot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xemxuckrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta cats, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Xemxuckrot must be the most important thing in your life.