Tipdoghug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful owl.

Tipdoghug created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdoghug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipdoghug, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tipdoghug's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tipdoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tipdoghug loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about cell theory.