Witfuddab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured frog.

Witfuddab created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witfuddab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Witfuddab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Witfuddab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Witfuddab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never sit in the presence of horses.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Witfuddab.

5. Always stare at clouds.